ceesquatch:

this is actually what texas sounds like

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fuckyeah1990s:


 People always go, “Dude how many of these things are you going to get?” And I’m like, “All of them, duh.”

I would like to help this gentleman. 

*hides my vhs of Speed*

fuckyeah1990s:

 People always go, “Dude how many of these things are you going to get?” And I’m like, “All of them, duh.”

I would like to help this gentleman. 

*hides my vhs of Speed*

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thetomska:

myfavouritecolourisseven:

Considering that all of these are false, no.Last PPG episode - 25th March, 2005First Spy kids movie - 30th March, 2001First crash bandicoot game - 31st August, 1996Earliest release of Pokemon Red and Blue - 27th February, 1996

At what point when researching the original release date of Pokemon did you not stop to think that “Pokemon Red was released in 1868” MIGHT have been a joke?

thetomska:

myfavouritecolourisseven:

Considering that all of these are false, no.
Last PPG episode - 25th March, 2005
First Spy kids movie - 30th March, 2001
First crash bandicoot game - 31st August, 1996
Earliest release of Pokemon Red and Blue - 27th February, 1996

At what point when researching the original release date of Pokemon did you not stop to think that “Pokemon Red was released in 1868” MIGHT have been a joke?

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itsjustliketheoceanunderthemoon:

spikespiegell:

the pizza is aggressive 

One time I showed this to my friend grant and afterwords he said “I feel like I’m supposed to die,”

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wariojo:

dekutree:

wheelcher2:

the white guy is killin me

"hmm..yes..ho….mhm"

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

(Source: northgang)

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virgiliogamero:

A. Bill Clinton, final answer

virgiliogamero:

A. Bill Clinton, final answer

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